Friday, December 28, 2012

Spanking Haiku

Winter is the perfect time to take a foray into the realms of poetry. Mindful of our educational mandate, Ludwig proposed that we should rejoice our highly esteemed readership with a collection of contemporary haiku, composed by none other than your merry blog hosts themselves:

Frosty winter night.
Young lady by the fireplace -
bottom glowing, too.

New Year's party fun.
Drunk husband tumbles home late,
meets her frying pan.

Domcat majestic,
august ruler of his realm,
drinking tasty milk.

The end of the year,
fireworks illuminating
the whip in your hand.

Last, but not least, a slightly critical view on modern mainstream spanking art:

Naughty boys smoking,
hot female teacher turns up -
ouch, the swishing cane.

With this, today's excursion into the world of spanking haiku comes to a closure already. If any of our honourable readers would like to regale us with their own works, we would be delighted!


Anonymous said...

Well done.

CornishPastsy said...

How about -

Bend over for twelve strokes
Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
Ouch ouch ouch ouch OUCH!

Lea said...

I liked the haikus. :-)

I'll try one.

Grumpy little Lea
No Christmas morning spanking
Well maybe next year

Hardwood said...

Music: the wind sighs
Lightning strikes in the mountains
Soon there is singing

Hardwood said...

A nude woman cuts
Switches, for her own bottom,
Under a full moon.

Lying punished wife
Crying, face down, sleeping in
The bed she has made.

The wounded husband,
Weeping where none can see him,
Has done his duty.

Forgiveness comes at
Great cost to the spirit, and
From a sea of tears.

(c) Hardwood 2009

Donpascual said...

Well done,
but first and all:

Have a nice New Year's eve,
and a great new year 2013.

Donpascual said...

I first had to learn the rules:

Here is my first one:

Christmas tree burning
mother scolds furiously
my bottom burns, too


Kaelah said...

Thank you all for sharing your haiku! I didn't expect so many people to take the time to come up with their own ideas.

@ Joey:

@ CornishPatsy:
Your haiku captures the essence of a spanking wonderfully! :-)

@ Lea:
Great haiku, grumpy lady! I keep my fingers crossed for a New Year spanking at least. :-)

@ Hardwood:
Welcome and thank you very much for sharing all your wonderful haiku!

@ Donpascual:
I hope you will have a great New Year's eve party and a Happy New Year as well! Your very first haiku is great, you seem to be a natural talent! :-)

Sweetspot said...

She hurts for arts sake.
Her pale canvas turns to red.
She's my masterpiece.

Kaelah said...

@ Sweetspot:
Thank you for sharing your haiku. It's great! :-)

stripey7 said...

My bottom is hot
I'm crying like a baby
I won't swear again

Kaelah said...

@ stripey7:
Welcome and thanks a lot for sharing your wonderful haiku! I hope to hear more from you in the future. :-)