Tuesday, June 30, 2020

Kaelah's Corner (Jun 2020):
An Unexpected Pervertible

Wow, it is summer already! I hope you are all happy and healthy, in spite of the disease that seems to stay with us much longer than we would have liked it to.

A few weeks ago, Ludwig and I helped tear out a few doors in an old building, including the doorframes. Since we aren't used to that kind of work, it took us a moment to find out what the best technique was, but after a while we became quite fast.

We put the parts of the door cases on one pile in order for them to be brought to the civic amenity site later. When we did that, we also removed the rubber inner door seals, so that the different types of trash could later be put into separate containers.

Suddenly, Ludwig took a closer look at the seals. He wrapped the end of one of them around his hand and began to swing it like a whip. "Hey look, that's nice, isn't it," he exclaimed. I came over and took a closer look, too. "Hmm, interesting indeed," I stated. Of course I offered my bottom for a little tryout and I have to admit that I liked the feel! Thuddy with a bit of sting, not too painful (when used with medium force over the trousers), yet enough to get into the mood. And even though they don't look very elegant, I somehow also liked the sight of the door seal used as a spanking implement. Maybe because I have a thing for industrial art...

Of course I couldn't resist giving Ludwig a friendly smack with one seal, too. As a spanker, I like that you can use them in different ways. When you shorten them by wrapping  them around the hand several times, they are quite easy to handle. If you leave them long, they are a bit like a long single tail whip, though, and I think it takes some practice to handle them properly.

Ludwig and I suddenly realised, though, that although there was no one around us in the house, the windows didn't have any closed curtains and people on the street could look inside. Fortunately it was a quiet neighbourhood and we were quite positive that nobody had observed our shenanigans. However, this clearly wasn't the right place for a bare bottom test!

Maybe we will get a specimen and try it at home, though. Has anyone among you ever used an inner door seal made of rubber as a pervertible spanking implement? Did you like it? And what was the craziest / funniest / best pervertible implement you ever came across? I'm curious to hear your stories in the comment section!


Enzo said...

Hi Kaelah - I would be totally surprised if someone responds that they also have in fact used an inner door seal as a pervertible. I may be wrong, but I think you and Ludwig own that discovery. Haha

I'll have to search my mind to see if I remember anything in particular, all that comes to the mind was the mini blind wand that shocked us both when it turned out being way more fierce and harsher than either us expected.


Anonymous said...

I also made a martinet out of a dryer belt. Was a very good implement.

Unknown said...

The 5cm uPVC trim let by our window fitters made an excellent 1m long spanker. Like a wide yardstick only harsher!

Kaelah said...

@ Enzo:
Although in my view Bill was very close with the dryer belt, indeed no one wrote that they have already used an inner door seal as a pervertible. But maybe some fellow kinksters will be inspired to give it a try after my post! ;-)
Innocent looking small things or implements can sometimes have a very shocking sharp effect. Thanks for sharing your experience!

@ Bill:
That's a very cool and creative idea! I think it needs a bit of craftsmanship to build such a special martinet. Thanks a lot for sharing. :-)

@ Unknown:
That sounds like a very harsh implement indeed! And like a very excellent and creative idea... ;-) Thank you very much for the inspiration.