Fun With Spam

Since it's almost Christmas, I thought it was time for some lighthearted fun on this blog. So, I've decided to take something that's usually quite annoying – the spam filling our spam folders -, and turn it into something to laugh about, as Hermione already did a while ago. Of course, most spam comments aren't funny (and the amount of spam has become worse, as Our Bottoms Burn recognized, too), but in the context of being posted on a kinky blog, some of them get some very interesting unintended meanings. So, here we go (I left the wording of the comments as it was, including all the mistakes).

At first there are the people who obviously share their kink very open in their families, with friends and even colleagues. Like these guys:

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And then we have the people who seem to be very impressed by our blog and our posts. Isn't it nice to get so enthusiastic comments on one's writing?

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And finally, there are also helpful suggestions for enhancements of our site. Here a typical example:

I believe what you wrote made a ton of sense. However, think about this, what if you composed a catchier title? I mean, I don't want to tell you how to run your blog, but suppose you added something that makes people want more? I mean "Subject: Humiliation" is kinda boring. You ought to peek at Yahoo's home page and watch how they create post titles to grab people interested. You might add a related video or a related pic or two to get people excited about what you've got to say. In my opinion, it could bring your posts a little bit more interesting. Commented on: Subject: Humiliation. Thanks for your wonderful advice! You are of course right, humiliation alone is indeed boring. Would "Humiliated Spam Smart-asses" be catchier in your view? Anyhow, I absolutely agree with you, there is nothing better than a video or some pictures to get readers of kinky blogs "excited". Thank you!

So, that was our little excursion into the world of funny spam. I hope you had a good laugh! I think especially in the hectic time so shortly before Christmas there are lots of things every day which can potentially be annoying. Just like being flooded with spam, as we have been in the recent weeks. I wish all of us that instead of being angry we can take a step back and laugh about the potentially annoying things we are all confronted with every day. Hey, if nothing else, annoying incidents can at least give us fodder for kinky fantasies! I wish you all a relaxed and peaceful preparation of and for the holiday season.