Thursday, April 4, 2013

Kinky Slogans

Some time ago, Hermione introduced a very interesting tool on her blog. The so-called Sloganmaker turns any word into a catchy advertising slogan. Of course I had to try it, using kinky words. Not all the standard ones, though, but certain aspects of kink which are especially important to me. Sloganmaker created some really funny results. Here are a few of them (together with some additional comments from me):

Don't play with fire, but play with canes. - Where exactly is the difference, at least for the one on the receiving end?

Bondage - The place of happiness for everyone. - Well, maybe not for everyone, but at least for me.

Visualize perfection. Visualize tops. - Isn't that sweet? I am sure that some tops even really believe that one!

Switching - Your personal entertainer. - Indeed, what could be more entertaining than getting it all?

M/M the real dream. - Yup, I often dream of M/M!

And, last but not least, my personal favourite:

There is no life without domcat. - And this lucky little dachshund is very happy to share her life with her beloved domcat Ludwig.

So, how about you? What is your very personal kinky advertisement slogan (created either by Sloganmaker or yourself)? Please share your slogans in the comment section if you like!

4 comments:

joeyred51 said...

Skirt: $100
Lace Panties: $45
Leather Paddle: $40

The look on her face when you bend her over a sofa and whisper in her ear that she needs a spanking: PRICELESS

I am fascinated that you enjoy M/M spankings. May I ask what is the turn on for you?

Hug,
joey

Lea said...

Those are very funny! The "visualize perfection" really made me laugh.

ronnie said...

I love these, funny.

Here's a couple....

Life begins with knickers, canes and bottoms.

canes, bottoms and knickers for a long career

Ronnie is the World famous for quality

Always ready, always TTWD.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Kaelah said...

@ Joey:
Your slogan is priceless indeed! :-) As for my fascination with M/M spankings: I've actually written a post about that which you can find here.

@ Lea:
:-)

@ Ronnie:
Wonderful slogans, thanks for sharing! :-)